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Post by elarajade on Nov 19, 2005 17:51:32 GMT -5
So once there was a girl that wanted to take something back to shopko, but the clerk wouldn't let her get her refund. Because she bought it on clerence...it never worked and there would be no more models of that kind..*toaster*..ya sick people... Well she started to scream "PINCH MY NIPPLES PINCH MY NIPPLES"!!!!!!!!!!!! and the clerk was really flustered telling her to keep it down right...cuz people were like ...what ....the.....fuck! soooooo she continued on, and he's like WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT!!! To which she replied.... Well...I like my nipple's pinched when i'm getting fucked!
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Post by darkpink on Nov 19, 2005 19:11:16 GMT -5
L M A O
*screaming pinch my nipples, pinch my nipples*
L M A O
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Post by elarajade on Nov 19, 2005 21:04:25 GMT -5
lol...I'm glad it tickled your 69funnybone!
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Post by darkpink on Nov 20, 2005 10:01:55 GMT -5
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Post by elarajade on Nov 24, 2005 17:05:26 GMT -5
LMAO! ***g6iggle9s***
*what so NOBODY has any funny little comments lol...okay I'll just talk to myself in here ...
sings Dancing with myself....
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Carrie
Vampire
~I like to bite *CHOMP*~
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Post by Carrie on Nov 26, 2005 1:42:01 GMT -5
*is rawkin' out waaay too much* HEH I think my back is gonna go out, NAH! I am just kidding. Hmmmm maybe i should just go to bed. But that ain't rock n roll maaan!
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Post by elarajade on Nov 27, 2005 23:41:37 GMT -5
yay i have a playmate lol
okay...
sooo I'm sitting there in the Urination Station at my work when someone comes in with two small children. I'm there listening and then I hear "MOMMMMMMMYYYYY I have to go POOOOOOOOOP REaaally BAAAADLY!!!"
...I tell ya it was all i could do...
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Post by babysitter on Nov 28, 2005 1:05:10 GMT -5
LMAO!!!!
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Post by elarajade on Nov 28, 2005 1:40:15 GMT -5
HAHAHA6969696969HAHAHAHA
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Post by babysitter on Nov 28, 2005 2:00:05 GMT -5
Ok,
real life is so much better than jokes....
Some embarrassing moments from my students lives (they have granted me the persmission to tell these stories...)... Those of you who want to study Finnish listen carefully...
One of my students had said to his neighbour: Nain juuri vaimoasi instead of saying näin (with the dots) juuri vaimoasi. Those two small dots really make all the difference here! First sentence means I just fucked your wife and the latter I just saw your wife.
The other week one student had said to the waitress Haluan pyllyn! He had really meant to say Haluan pillin! Translations: I want an ass / I want a straw. And this student is a really handsome, charismatic man... He told about the waitresses reaction so well. Her face had gone through all the expressions a person can have from embarrassment to fury and she had been so shocked she couldn't speak....
Sooo... do your homework, dear students.... ;D
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Post by elarajade on Nov 28, 2005 2:03:37 GMT -5
OMGOMGOMGOMG HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA!!! OH MAN MY GOD I'M CRYING HERE HAHAHAHHAAHA
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Post by Mama Trash on Nov 28, 2005 19:38:59 GMT -5
So what thought just crept into my mind?? I just realized that my ex-husband had long black hair and blue eyes! Operative word = ex husband...
I actually told Bazie that he looks like my ex-husband. When he asked me if that was good or bad. I said "Well he was good looking, but a total asshole."
Momentary lapse in judgement...long hair, played bass, much younger than me...went out 5 years, married in March, filed for divorce in November. Talk about a quickie. I need to find pics of him to share with the group. Oh and this all happened in 1992.
;D
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Post by razorkisses on Nov 28, 2005 22:23:27 GMT -5
i do want to see the pic of your ex! especially if he looks like Bazie lol. i still can't believe that you told him that hehe...definitely got a laugh out of him and jyrki.
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Post by Absinth69 on Nov 29, 2005 10:19:31 GMT -5
Here is my random thought, and I think of it all the time lol. For those who have heard HIM's new album, have you ever thought that the begining of 'Killing Lonliness' sounds like a 69 Eyes song??? I always think that when I hear the first part of the song lol
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Post by SavageLee69 on Dec 2, 2005 9:05:35 GMT -5
..Him.. Killing Loneliness..thats a good song.. ;D
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